
Hey hey, why are you curled up in a ball on the floor?!So... so scared.
Why? What happened?
Mrph phr rphr mphrinpherniph!
I can't understand anything you are saying. You are going to have to take your thumb out of your mouth. Are you crying?
You just don't understand! I was sitting here, minding my own business, watching TV when all of a sudden...
Oh no. You saw her again didn't you?
I did. And it was awful! She seems to come out of nowhere, and her face sends shivers down my spine, all the hair stands up on my arm. Then I just blacked out from the creepiness, and when I woke up I was in the fetal position, shaking and sucking my thumb.
This has gone too far! It isn't even safe to watch TV anymore. You were watching a perfectly safe, family program, and all of a sudden you were taken by surprise.
It was horrible!! She's just so creepy. So...creepy.

So creepy


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Why? Why? Oh why? Why did you have to put that pic on your blog? I am now creeped out!
ok. i know this is hard to believe, but i don't know what this is. don't watch much tv. what is this ad for?
You should call and tell her you are already SCARED. Oh wait, your phone already did.
I don't get the Palm ads at all, she is too weird!
Don't cry Davis, the Mac guy commercials will come save you.
Tom
This is a commercial for the Palm Pre cell phone.
Davis, maybe it will make you feel better to know that she speaks in a calm, serene (but eerie) voice, like Hal, the computer in "2001: A Space Oddysey."
Dad
P.S. Or maybe if you think of her like harmless old St. Nick. She sees you when you're sleeping ...
I hope this helps.
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