Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The danger lurking in the TV

Hey hey, why are you curled up in a ball on the floor?!

So... so scared.

Why? What happened?

Mrph phr rphr mphrinpherniph!

I can't understand anything you are saying. You are going to have to take your thumb out of your mouth. Are you crying?

You just don't understand! I was sitting here, minding my own business, watching TV when all of a sudden...

Oh no. You saw her again didn't you?

I did. And it was awful! She seems to come out of nowhere, and her face sends shivers down my spine, all the hair stands up on my arm. Then I just blacked out from the creepiness, and when I woke up I was in the fetal position, shaking and sucking my thumb.

This has gone too far! It isn't even safe to watch TV anymore. You were watching a perfectly safe, family program, and all of a sudden you were taken by surprise.

It was horrible!! She's just so creepy. So...creepy.



















So creepy

5 comments:

Robert said...

Why? Why? Oh why? Why did you have to put that pic on your blog? I am now creeped out!

Carra said...

ok. i know this is hard to believe, but i don't know what this is. don't watch much tv. what is this ad for?

Anonymous said...

You should call and tell her you are already SCARED. Oh wait, your phone already did.

I don't get the Palm ads at all, she is too weird!

Don't cry Davis, the Mac guy commercials will come save you.

Tom

Davis said...

This is a commercial for the Palm Pre cell phone.

Bill Bailey said...

Davis, maybe it will make you feel better to know that she speaks in a calm, serene (but eerie) voice, like Hal, the computer in "2001: A Space Oddysey."

Dad

P.S. Or maybe if you think of her like harmless old St. Nick. She sees you when you're sleeping ...
I hope this helps.

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